Well, shit.

humorrelated:

i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly

(via confirmance)

australiansanta:

i’m at such a ?? time of my life i’m just ???????????????????????? like ????????

(via lindzbizkit-deactivated20191222)

turing-tested:

not to sound like a commie or anything but I hate how it costs money to be alive

(via confirmance)

maplesyrupao3:

jack-roscoe:

Jeff Goldblum is somehow even more Jeff Goldblum than you think he is.

That…is the sexiest thing I’ve been made aware of on this day.

(via whittynovels)

legend-of-laurel:

“there’s a lot to unpack here” is the academic equivalent of “yikes”

(via manda)

rottenfaery:

“Just trust your gut”

Pal I have anxiety, my gut is literally always telling me to abort mission

(via wereallmadihere)

c-rowlesblogs:

gay culture is silently tolerating your straight friends being attracted to the ugliest human beings you have ever seen in your goddamn life

(via p4radoxes)

tooquirkytolose:

My 26 yr old sister still says things out loud like ‘ermagerd’ and ’___ ALL the things!’ Like…is that what’s gonna happen to me?am I going to be 30 still saying stupid shit like O shit waddup! Are all the youngins gonna be embarrassed by my use of outdated memes….how long until I myself am not Hip With It….how long until I am no longer a trendy memer…

(via confirmance)